One day a guy enters a pharmacy and says without a trace of shame or confusion: 'Listen, I'm gonna have a real blast at my home tonight - lots of booze and plenty of broads to have sex with afterwards. So, to be safe, I need exactly 100 condoms. Could you help me with that?'
There were two young chicks, standing in line right behind the guy, and when they heard what he wanted, they started pointing at him and giggling like crazy. So, the guy turned around, gave them a good once-over, and calmly added: 'I guess I'll need 102, after all.'
