Charity begins in the Men's Room

In the men's room of the local tavern, the guy at the urinal is zipping up when he notices the man next to him with a problem. The other man's hands are clenched up into two claws incapable of dealing with the simple zipper. The second man looks up beseechingly and says "Can you help me?"

Reluctantly, the first guy unzips the handicapped man's fly. The second man looks embarressed. "Could you take it out for me?"

Reluctantly, the first guy reaches in and pulls it out. Without a word he waits until the handicapped man finishes, shakes it and puts it back for him, zipping up his fly. In the silence that follows his charitable act, the first man pipes up. "So, have you been this way since birth?"

The second man grimaces, waving both hands. "No, only about 15 minutes. I can't believe how long its taking my nails to dry!"