Presidents Visit the Wizard of Oz

Three former U.S. Presidents, Gerald Ford, Jimmy Carter, George H.W. Bush, and the current President, George W. Bush, are vacationing in Kansas where they are caught in a tornado. They try to run and hide, but they are unable to escape. They are quickly whirled off to The Land of OZ. They've had their differences in the past, but they realize that they need to collaborate together if they are going to get out of this mess. They get right to work on a plan and finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard.

"WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?" asks the Wizard from behind a magical curtain.

Jimmy Carter, who was so afraid of the Iranians when he was in power that he made the French look courageous, stepped forward timidly: "I've come for some courage."

"NO PROBLEM!" says the Wizard. "WHO IS NEXT?"

Gerald Ford, the dolt, who often tripped and fell randomly, steps forward, "Well........., I....... I think I need a brain."

"DONE" says the Wizard. "WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ?"

Up stepped George H. W. Bush sadly. When he was in power, he cut benefits for the sick and the unemployed. He starts crying, "I'm told by the American people that I need a heart."

"I'VE HEARD IT'S TRUE!" says the Wizard. "CONSIDER IT DONE."

There is a great silence in the hall. The greatest womanizer in the world, George W. Bush, is just standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

George W. replied with a smirk: "I am waiting for Dorothy to surrender to me!"