An Irish man, Scottsman and an English man are all working on the top of a sky rise. One day they are all sitting down at lunch eating their packed lunches.
The English man opens his Sandwiches and exclaims "Oh my god no! It's tuna again, If I get tuna one more time i'm gonna jump off this building"
The Irish man opens his sandiwiches and he too exclaims "Oh no! Its Jam Again....One more day of Jam sandwiches and im gonna jump off this building!"
The Scotsman this time opens his lunch and cries "NOOOO! i dont believe it. Cucumber again!"
The three men all agree that if they get the same thing again thell all jump off the top of the sky rise.
The next day comes the men open their lunches at lunch time and to the Englisman's surprise he has got Bacon "YUM" he says and tucks in. The Scotsman also is pleased "HMMMMM" he says and tucks into his Chicken sandwich.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH" "NOOOOO JAM AGAIN!" The Irish man cries and throws his self off the building and dies horribly at the bottom.
The police go to Inform the Irishman's wife of his tragic death and she explains to the police officer. "But I dont understand, Paddy made his own sandwiches every day."
by anonymous
by clint
by Dicky
