A man is eating in a restaurant and there is a gorgeous young woman eating at the next table. He has been admiring here all night, but lacks the courage to talk to her.
Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye flies out of its socket towards the man. With his quick reflexes, he catches it in mid-air.
'I am sorry,' the woman says as she pops it back in. 'Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you.'
They enjoy a wonderful diner and, afterwards, the woman invites him back to her flat where they share a night of passion.
The next morning when he wakes up she brings him breakfast in bed.
The man is amazed and says: 'You really are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every man that you meet?'
'No', she replies. 'You just happened to catch my eye!'