Man dies and goes to meet his Maker. God looks at his record and says, "Sorry, old chap, but you've got a terrible record. I'm going to send you down to hell to spend the next million years. Only then can you pass through the Pearly Gates."
The man looks relieved and chuckles to himself.
"Did you hear what I said!" says God sternly. "One million - "
"Yes, yes, old boy," says the man. "For a moment there I thought you were going to send me back and have my mother-in-law move in with us for six months!"