One day, Dick Cheney, King of the Hunters, decides to take his former aide, Scooter Libby, out for a hunting trip. They are out in the woods shooting doves with buckshot when, all of a sudden, Scooter Libby collapses. He doesn't appear to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back in his head. Cheny immediately whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
Cheney yells at the operator, "My former aide Scooter Libby is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm, soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, followed by a deafening gunshot blast.