One day, Jesse, Andrew, and Cody all decide to go to a whorehouse. There is a sign up that reads, "Normal: $150, Special:$200, Super Special: $350"
Andrew says, "I think I'm gonna try out the normal!"
When he gets back, he has this massive grin on his face.
Andrew replies, "It was great! A pineapple ring, some whipped cream, and a cherry on top, and she eats the whole thing off!"
Jesse says, "Alright, I'll try the Special!"
Jesse come out utterly pleased
"Pineapple ring, whipped cream, pineapple ring, whipped cream and a cherry on top, and she ate it all off!"
So Cody says, "OK then, I'm gonna try the super special!"
He comes out utterly pissed!
"Pineapple ring, whipped cream, pineapple ring, marshmallow cream, pineapple ring, whipped cream, all covered in chocolate sauce with 5 cherries on top!"
"It should have been, except one problem..."
"It looked so good, I ate it all off!!!"
Now for the fun part:
When telling it, replace "Jesse" with your name
Replace "Andrew" with the name of one of your good friends
And replace "Cody" with the name of the person you want to torment!