A guy goes to the doctor. The doctor looks at him and says, "I have bad news and really bad news for you."
The guy looks at him and asks, "Well, what are the bad news?"
The doctor sighs and says, "You only have a day to live."
The guy is silent for a minute and starts crying. He then asks him, "How could there possibly be any worse news?"
And the doctor says "I tried to get a hold of you since yesterday."