Little Billy's mom was divorced a few months ago. They were adjusting and getting along fine until one night, late, Billy woke up and heard some strange sounds. He tip-toed down the hall and peeked in his mom's bedroom. She was moaning and rubbing her hands up and down her body! "I need a man, oh, I need a man", she cried. Billy didn't know what to do, and ran back to bed. This happened many times after that first night, soon Billy could sleep right through the night.
Then, one night Billy heard a different and strange sound! He tip-toed down the hall and peeked in the door. There was a man on top of Mom!!! Little Billy ran back to his room, jumped into bed, rubbed his hands up and down his body and moaned, "I need a bike, oh, I need a bike!!!"