Two sailors were on leave for the weekend and were bored out of their minds. The first sailor turns to the second and says,"hey, let's go get ourselves drunk!"
The second sailor says "yea, but I only got 20 cents.
"Yea, me too," says the first. "Wait I have an idea! Give me your 20 cents."
So the second sailor gives the first his two dimes and they go to a butcher shop and buy a polish sausage.
"What are we goin' to do with that?" asks the second sailor.
"Just wait and see." So the two sailors go into the nearest bar. They order several beers and just have a rip-roarin' good time. When they get ready to leave, the first sailor gives the other sailor the sausage and says," now unzip your pants and it'll look like I'm givin' you head."
So the sailor does it and as soon as the bartender sees them he shouts," Get the hell out of here you fags!"
Well, the two sailors travel all night goin' to different bars. In every one they do the same routine, and they are always kicked out and never have to pay.
Towards the eighteenth bar, the first sailor laughs and says," I never thought I'd be able to get drunk for forty cents!"
"Yeah," slurs the second sailor," but i think we had better think about callin' it a night!"
"Yeah, especially since I lost the sausage around the third bar!"