A group of girlfriends are on vacation and come to a five story hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only". Since they were without their boyfriends, they decide to go in.
The Receptionist, a very attractive guy, explains to them how the hotel works. "We have 5 floors. Start at the first floor and go up from there. Once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside."
The women are intrigued and start going up. On the first floor the sign reads, "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads, "All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly." This wasn't going to do, so the friends move up to the third floor where the sign reads, "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women." This sounded good but there were still two more floors, so up they went.
On to the fourth floor, the sign read, "All the men here have perfect builds, are sensitive and attentive to women, and are incredibly talented lovers. They are also single, rich and straight."
The women were very pleased, but they decide that they would rather see what the fifth floor has to offer before they settle for the fourth. When they reach the fifth floor, the sign reads:
"There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that it is impossible to please a woman."