Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint.
Paddy the officer stops them and tells them "It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro."
"What do you mean it's illegal?" asked the Englishmen.
"Quattro means four" Replies Paddy.
"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishman retorts disbelievingly. "Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry five persons."
"You can not pull that one on me," replies Paddy, "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are breaking the law."
The Englishman replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over, I want to speak to someone with more intllligence!"
"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."