An idiot walks into a bar, and sat at the bar is the most beautiful women he has ever seen.
He walks over to her and says, "hi, could I buy you a drink?" she replied "yeah, thanks, but you'll never get to first base with me"
"and why not?" asked the idiot, "because I'm a lesbian" she replied.
"oh!, so you're from Lebanon!?" he said, "you don't know what a lesbian is do you?" said the lesbian
"Uh... no, can't say that I do" said the idiot "well," said the lesbian, "you see that women at the end of the bar?, well I would love to make passionate love to her all night"
She turned back to the idiot to find him crying "Whats the matter?" she asked, "well," he said, "I think I'm a lesbian too!"