The Pope and the president were riding in the president limosine when all of the sudden, it swurved and crashed and the two of them died.
On accident, the pope was sent to hell and Clinton was sent to heaven. the pope went to Satan and said "I'm not supposed to be here, I must've accidently gotten switched with that evil president"
Satan talked to God and they had the two souls switched, on his way up, the pope saw Clinton and said "I'm going to see the holy virgin!"
Clinton replied "you're too late."