Sabbatical’s Jokes Mass (1)

1 The main goal of all inventions has always been to save humans their precious time – the only exceptions being the TV and the Internet …

2 Employee to the Boss: ‘If you don’t add $100 to my salary I will start telling everybody that you have offered me a raise of $200 …’

3 A cat who has been offered a place to live in a butcher’s shop is always scared of being neutered because … it’s fucking too good to be true …

Bonus:

Two Jews are talking.
- Hey, Mottl, who does this $20 bill belong to?
- Me …
- Wow, what do you know … it looks exactly like mine! …