Sabbatical’s Jokes Wave (2)

1 Russian Flight Attendant: Would you care for some lunch, sir?
American passenger: What choice do I have?
RFA: Yes or no, sir …

2 A bit of advice for you, guys: don’t look for Miss Right at bars and strip clubs because Miss Right is home in bed at this time of night …

3 A Russian guy comes into a bar in Chicago, takes out a conversation book, finds the right sentence, and slowly asks the bartender: ‘CAN I HAVE A SHOT OF VODKA?’ The bartender responds with: ‘We don’t serve your fucking vodka here!’ The Russian guy opens the conversation book again, and after a long search comes up with: ‘OH, SHIT!’ …

Bonus:

A TV Commercial: ‘Hi, there! I’m Marylin Manson’s wife … in the past every time my husband got back home after his show I couldn’t get rid of the blood spots on his shirts no matter what detergent I used … A couple of days ago, however, Ozzy Osbourne’s wife recommended that I try out another type of powder and now - believe it or not – I don’t care two shits about fucking blood spots on my husband’s shirts …’