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Bless Me For I Have Sinned

submitted by Arson2099 on March 26, 2008.

tags: Golf, Priest


"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. This morning, on the golf course I used the F-word."

"Tell me, my son, what were the circumstances that provoked you to such an extent."

"Father, I drove my tee shot three hundred metres, but the wind caught it and it landed in the rough."

"I am a golfer myself so I appreciate your disappointment and using the F-word."

"No, it was okay father, I didn't use it then. I hit a beautiful shot out of the rough. But it nipped the edge of the sand trap and rolled back into it."

"Now I can really understand you using that word."

"No that was okay, too, Father. I pulled out my wedge and hit the perfect shot onto the green. The ball hit the pin and landed ten centimetres from the hole."

"Is that when you used the F-word?"

"No, Father."

"Jesus, don't tell me you missed the f...ing putt?"



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