It's A Boy!

There was a very special baby born in May. He was so intelligent and advanced that he could think, walk and talk when he was born.

So when they had cleaned him off, he walked to his mother and hugged her and thanked her for bringing him into this world. He shook hands with the doctor and nurses and thanked them for assisting his mother and her labor.

Finally, he walked to his father and told him to bend down. Then the baby began poking the man in the head quickly and firmly, poke, poke, poke, poke.

The father jerked away with a shout.

"Yea," the baby said. "Hurts, don't it?"