Drunk and the Lesbian

A drunk is verbally harassing a lesbian sitting at a bar. Before the bartender can intervene, the increasingly annoyed woman zings the intoxicated homophobe with a question.

“What do I need a man for? Name one thing a man can do that my vibrator can’t?”

The bartender laughs, as the drunken man looks perplexed, when suddenly the drunk’s face lights up.

“OK, let’s see your vibrator buy the next round of drinks!”