I'm writing this very slow cuz I know ya cant read that fast. It's been very busy here at home, what with putting the wheels back on. Uncle Joe says its hectic, so I suggested prayer. Your father says that most acidents happen within ten miles of home, so we're moving on down the road so we don't get into any accidents.
Your sister just had a baby the other day. See what the baby looks like? I don't know if it's a boy or a girl so you might be an aunt or an uncle. She looks just like your daddy.
It's been hard times down here. Your father hasnt been to work for three weeks cuz he forgot to mow the lawn. I hope the house gets there on time...
Uncle Ted was playing football with ol' Red and the poor thing got sucked up by the trash truck. How I do miss Uncle Ted. On the lighter side of sports, your other friends were hunting in the woods, and hit a tree. They died cuz they couldn't get out of the car in time. The tailgate got stuck.
I would do your laundry here but I ran out of quarters.
We got ourselves a maid last week; she doesn't do a good job, but she comes around whenever I go shopping.
If you don't get this in the next few days, I may already be dead, so don't bother circumcising. It's hard to be pen pals with someone who's dead, I think.
Take showers regularly! I may be your sister but I'm also your mother. And wash your hands after you wipe. I wish we could. Ignore the stains.
Your Aunt,
Betty-Jo-Linda-Mae-Sheila-Susan-Bobby-Linda-Sue
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