A man, whose name was Bob, who went to Church with his wife, always fell asleep during the sermon. The wife, (whose name I think was Helen, but it might have been Ellen instead, so don't hold me to it), decided to do something about this and one Sunday she took a long hat pin along to poke him with every time he would doze off.
As the Minister, whose name was Reverend Robbins, got to a part in the sermon where he shouted out "... and who created all there is in 6 days and rested on the 7th..," the wife poked her husband with the hat pin. The husband came flying out of the pew and screamed, in a big crybaby husband voice, "Good Lord almighty".
The Minister said "That's right, that's right" and went on with his sermon.
The man sat back down, muttering under his breath. and later began to doze off again then the Minister got to "... and who died on the cross to save us from our sins..." At that point, the wife jabbed her husband again with the sharp hat pin and he jumped up and shouted "Jesus Christ".
The Minister said "that's right, That's right" and went on with his sermon.
The man sat back down and began to watch his wife and then the Minister said "... and what did Eve say to Adam after the birth of their second child"?
The wife started to poke the husband but he jumped up and shouted, with a big toothy grin, "If you stick that damn thing in me again I'll break it off".
by hawk
by anonymous
by albert
