http://www.humordb.com/ Frequent update of featured humors on Humor Database Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:20:29 PST Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:20:29 PST en-us 60 http://www.humordb.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/Orgrimmar.woa/wa/humor?hid=16689-50_desktop&utm_campaign=ncy&utm_medium=RSS&utm_source=featured Sun, 25 Feb 2007 01:03:00 PST submitted by anonymous on July 28, 1998
tags: Mathematics, Mental Institution
--------------------------------------------------------After a stunningly successful career, a mathematics professor went insane, thinking he was the differentiation operator. At the asylum he terrorized the other patients. He would run up to them and scream,

"I differentiate you! I differentiate you!"

The other patients would huddle in fear and begin sobbing. One day a new patient arrived and the insane professor started screaming at him,

"I differentiate you! I differentiate you!"

The patient didn't respond in the slightest. The professor screamed again,

"I differentiate you! I differentiate you!"

The new patient finally replied,

"Differentiate me all you want. I'm e to the x!"

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]]> http://www.humordb.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/Orgrimmar.woa/wa/humor?hid=19724-22_desktop&utm_campaign=ncy&utm_medium=RSS&utm_source=featured Thu, 03 May 2007 01:05:00 PST submitted by noel on April 25, 2007
tags: Elephant, Camel
--------------------------------------------------------So this elephant was talking to this camel.

The elephant said, "Why do you have two boobs on your back?"

The camel said, "I wouldn't be talking if I had a penis on my face!"

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]]> http://www.humordb.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/Orgrimmar.woa/wa/humor?hid=19668-16_desktop&utm_campaign=ncy&utm_medium=RSS&utm_source=featured Sun, 16 Dec 2007 01:05:00 PST submitted by Capt. Kurt on October 23, 2006
tags: Funeral, Husband & Wife
--------------------------------------------------------A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then dies. Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out, "Watch out for that wall!"

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]]> http://www.humordb.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/Orgrimmar.woa/wa/humor?hid=18482-18_desktop&utm_campaign=ncy&utm_medium=RSS&utm_source=featured Mon, 05 Nov 2007 00:03:00 PST submitted by straddy on August 08, 2000
tags: Doctor
--------------------------------------------------------An older gent had an appointment to see a urologist who shared an office with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients.

He approached the receptionist desk. The receptionist was a large imposing woman who looked like a wrestler. He gave her his name. In a VERY LOUD VOICE the receptionist said, "YES, I SEE YOUR NAME HERE... YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All of the patients in the waiting room snapped their head around to look at the very embarrassed man.

He recovered quickly though, and in an equally loud voice replied, "NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION.... AND I'D LIKE THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS!"

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]]> http://www.humordb.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/Orgrimmar.woa/wa/humor?hid=16428-50_desktop&utm_campaign=ncy&utm_medium=RSS&utm_source=featured Thu, 12 Apr 2007 01:03:00 PST submitted by anonymous on May 31, 1998
tags: Doctor
-------------------------------------------------------- A man goes to the doctor to see if his problem that he had was going away.

The doctor looks at him and says that you are going to die in 10.

The man says, 10! 10 what? Years, months, days?

Then the doctor goes 9, 8, 7, 6, 5....

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]]> http://www.humordb.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/Orgrimmar.woa/wa/humor?hid=19120-31_desktop&utm_campaign=ncy&utm_medium=RSS&utm_source=featured submitted by anonymous on May 10, 2002
tags: Jesus, Moses
--------------------------------------------------------Jesus and Moses are up in heaven and are very bored. Moses says to Jesus . Go and tell your Dad we are very bored, and ask him if he will let us go down to Earth for a few days. Jesus asks and God grants them there wish, but telling Moses to stay away from the First Born.

They arrive on Earth by Lake Tahoe, and the multitudes garther. Moses lifts his staff and the waters seperate to the amazment of the multitudes, he drops his staff and the waters go back to a now calm lake. There are cheers and loud roars of amazment from the multitudes.

Jesus feeling a bit put down moonwalks down the beach and on to the water, only to sink amid roars of laughter from the multitudes.

Moses extends his Staff in rescue saying to Jesus. "It's not so easy to walk on water with holes in your feet."

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