http://www.humordb.com/ Frequent update of featured humors on Humor Database Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:00:23 PST Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:00:23 PST en-us 60 http://www.humordb.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/Orgrimmar.woa/wa/humor?hid=20154-11_desktop&utm_campaign=ncy&utm_medium=RSS&utm_source=featured Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:30:01 PST submitted by tequila's girl on August 30, 2008
tags: Baby, Pregnancy
--------------------------------------------------------There was a very special baby born in May. He was so intelligent and advanced that he could think, walk and talk when he was born.

So when they had cleaned him off, he walked to his mother and hugged her and thanked her for bringing him into this world. He shook hands with the doctor and nurses and thanked them for assisting his mother and her labor.

Finally, he walked to his father and told him to bend down. Then the baby began poking the man in the head quickly and firmly, poke, poke, poke, poke.

The father jerked away with a shout.

"Yea," the baby said. "Hurts, don't it?"

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